Total Medals Earned: 10,789 (From 1,663 different games.) Total Medal Score: 215,910 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (30/40 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (125/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
What are you staring at?
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (55/220 points)
Didn't choke on a single item during a run
Choked far too many times on a single run
Got stunned far too many times in a single run
Beat the game without losing a day.
Beat the game... Sorta...
Lost far too many days in a row on one mission
Beat the game with perfect mastery of time
Filled the book of cherished memories with gusto
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/110 points)
Reach Level 1
Reach Level 3
Reach Level 5
Buy some laser guns...
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/90 points)
Cut dawn the tree
Enter the correct password to activate the bridge
Complete the game
Find the programmer's card
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (30/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Found the hidden troll face.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/200 points)
Defeat the boss
Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack
Earn 2500 points or more
Beat the boss without upgrading anything
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/20 points)
A date. With coffee.
Didn't get a Date.
Declined a date.
Kisses, kisses, kisses.