Total Medals Earned: 10,789 (From 1,663 different games.) Total Medal Score: 215,910 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (400/400 points)
Score at least 13k in Area 3
Score at least 12k in Area 2
Score at least 12k in Area 1
Score at least 14k in Area 4
Earn all Emblems with Sith Interceptor
Earn all 5 Emblems with Jedi Interceptor
Earn all 5 Emblems with Slave 1
Earn all 5 Emblems with Twilight
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/9 (205/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
Trippin' Balls
Die 37 times
Survive the cave of blades
Finish the game
Finish the game with no deaths
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (25/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 6/16 (95/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Get to 100m
Get to 450m
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 7/7 (40/40 points)
At least there's food this time.
Exactly what the title says.
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At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
ULTIMATE! SPY!
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