Total Medals Earned: 10,843 (From 1,668 different games.) Total Medal Score: 216,685 Points
Medals Earned: 1/14 (25/500 points)
Get re-elected once! (Fake)
Get on a magazine cover!
Survive one assassination attempt!
Get re-elected once! (Real)
Get a statue!
Survive two assassination attempts!
Get re-elected twice! (Real)
Get re-elected twice! (Fake)
Survive three assassination attempts!
Get re-elected thrice! (Real)
Get re-elected thrice! (Fake)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/35 points)
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Medals Earned: 10/15 (135/300 points)
View the credits
Donate to charity
Read the instructions
Freedom of speech!
Consume ALL the things!
Get a tetris!
Get really good at... slacking off?
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Medals Earned: 4/13 (25/490 points)
Completed the Normal levels
Completed the Hard levels
Created and saved a custom level
Completed the Insane levels
Achieved 100% completion across all levels
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/45 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Medals Earned: 11/14 (255/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/225 points)
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/40 points)
Get pwned by the game!
Finish the game!
Find the first secret area!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (115/115 points)
Lose a game
Look at the credits
End a game with 1 point
Medals Earned: 13/30 (80/425 points)
Collect 10 treasure chests
Die 10 times
Die once
Finish Level 10
Finish Level 5
Play 15 minutes
Play 30 minutes
Play 45 minutes
Visit credit page
Die 10 times in a single level. That's pretty impressive....
Die on spike while burning
Play 60 minutes
Burn 20 monsters
Burn 5 monsters
Finish Level 15
Finish Level 20
Visit sponsor page
Burn 50 monsters
Collect 20 treasure chests
Collect 30 treasure chests
Finish Level 25
Finish Level 30
Finish Level 35
Finish Level 40
Collect 40 treasure chests
Finish Level 45
Collect every treasure chests. Kudos to you, mate.
Finish Level 50
Finish special level